This game has a character named CARS --- and these are his adventures trying to bang some DRAGONS! I mean, you fight other enemies too!
It's CARS! It's Dragons! And they *ENGAGE IN ACTS OF FORNICATION* together. You heard of doggie style, well --- how about DRAGON STYLE!?
What more do you want? It's fucking hilarious! Brought to you by the same game company as "The Tower of Wowers", NecroCatic Games!
The game features :
•Almost 100 enemies, bosses or even RACER bosses with a ton of shit to collect --- no wait wrong game! Trust us, there's ALOT OF ITEMS! Cool ones! Funny ones. Lots!!
•Original Soundtrack from the creator of r/CarsFuckingDragons "GUITARPLAYER0171" Dr. Quincy!
•Recruit custom characters with the Character Recruitment System as you fight in over 100 maps!
•After finishing climbing the "Unfinished" tower you get access to a a new WORLD MAP ad new locations!
•Traditional turn-based combat with new and clearly superior Retro Sideview Combat!
•Collect a very unique currency inspired by CarsFuckingDragons.
•Enjoy Exciting SNES style Open World Exploration - You choose the destination and your fate!
•Dragon Strip Club - you can see some dragon titties!
•Race Track - fight 10 "Racer Bosses" at the race track! ... You are a car and a car NEEDS a race track (AND A DRAGON)!
And more... Why are you even reading this? Just play the game! My mom even said it was good!
