Being a loot goblin is a simple life. Break into people’s homes and steal their valuables ~~ it's an honest days work! That's pretty much all we do here at Loot Goblin Inc. Join us, whether you want to go at it alone in solo mode or group up in co-op and split the earnings.
Look, we understand. You're a Loot Goblin, you can't help but steal things. But here at Loot Goblin Inc., we get you. You do the stealing, and we give you the cash! You can't survive out there in the human world, but if you work for us, we'll make sure you stay safe and fed. Did I mention every Friday is Pizza-Party Friday? You loot goblins love your free greasy foods, plus you can snack on any food scraps you find in the humans' homes you break into. Can't turn a deal like that down, I'd say so at-least!
A Loot Goblin Simulation Game
- Steal loot to make big money! (You gotta be stealthy though)
- Benefits for meeting quota, such as pizza parties. You could even get Employee of the Month!
- Multiple-endings campaign: rise up the corporate ladder or plan your escape from the company.
- Solo or co-op modes. There's a pseudo-multiplayer aspect for solo play that mimics co-op features like Employee of the Week and climbing the corporate ladder.
