️ "I AM FOOTBALL" ️
A game of soccer where you’re not the player. You’re not the coach. You’re not even the ref. You... ARE THE BALL. ⚽
THE COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY BACKSTORY
Meet Steve the Striker, once the king of the pitch, now... a ball. âš˝
Steve had it all: fame, fortune, and a flawless haircut. But it wasn’t enough. Obsessed with scoring even more goals, Steve turned to the infamous Dr. Drepane, who promised to make him “one with the game.”
And boy, did he deliver.
Now, Steve is the football. His perfectly chiselled abs? Rounded into a perfect sphere. His face? Somewhere under those panels. His only way out? Earn $1 million by scoring goals (as himself!) so Dr. Drepane will undo his own "masterpiece".
But there’s a catch. If Steve fails, he stays a ball... forever.
Features:
Live Steve’s nightmare: Avoid cleats, headers, and being punted across the pitch.
Score goals to survive: Earn cash for every goal you score.
Dynamic time-keeping: Each mob that touches you subtracts precious time from the clock.
Stop being kicked around. Be the ball. Be unstoppable.
Teams
The Black Sheep
The White Knights
The Blue Collars
The Green Thumbs
The Gold Diggers
The Silver Spoons
The Bronze Age
The Marooned Sailors
The Purple Haze
The Red Flags
Controls
Arrow keys / WASD ..........................................Roll around
SpaceBar...............................................................Pause game
