LAUNDERING IS AN ART
Every morning, dirty money walks through your door. Cartels. Oligarchs. Sanctioned regimes. People whose names you don't say out loud.
Your job: make it clean. Make it grow. Yours grows too.
YOUR NETWORK
Droppers in Hong Kong. Mules between Dubai and Tehran. Shell companies in Switzerland. Wallets full of sanctioned coins. Every client walks in with a suitcase full of problems and asks you to make them somebody else's. For a little while.
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⚙️ IN THE GAME
♟️ TURN-BASED ROGUELITE STRATEGY with deep economic systems. Every turn brings new contracts, shifted markets, fresh dispatches from the border. A run lasts from an hour to forever — if you can hold out.
OVER 20 JURISDICTIONS, each with its own compliance regime, customs office, and appetite for other people's money. The US, Russia, UAE, Iran, China, Myanmar, the Caymans — and a couple of countries that don't show up on your maps.
CONTRACTS FROM THE WORST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET: arms dealers, corrupt officials, narco cartels, unrecognized republics, and universally recognized scumbags. Each syndicate brings its own reputation, its own currencies, its own ways of putting you in a corner.
THE TRADING FLOOR OF SANCTIONED COINS: over 20 currencies, each with its own yield and its own freeze risk. Stable Swiss francs, high-yield DARKCOIN, volatile GOLDCOIN, asset seizures, insider trading. Park your money safe — or take a shot at being the next Le Chiffre.
THE WORLD BREAKS ITSELF DOWN. Wars, raids, cross-border crises — every choice you make builds pressure. Too many arms-dealer contracts and a War is brewing. Too many sanctioned-coin transactions and Raids are on the way. An insider tip might warn you, if you know who to ask.
YOUR GLOBAL ADVERSARY: INTERPOL. A meter that creeps up from everything you do. And forgives nothing.
ROGUELITE STRUCTURE: every run is a new starting position, new syndicates in play, a new set of assets in hand. Between runs you unlock new jurisdictions, factions, and laundering tools. No two games are the same.
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FAILURE COMES FAST
One month in the red — survivable. Three — bankrupt. INTERPOL maxed out — arrested. Good bookkeepers live long.
