Remember dial-up? The anticipation of watching a progress bar crawl? The satisfaction of finally completing a download?
File Hoard brings back that feeling, then cranks it up to absurd levels.
Features
15 Generators
From humble cursors to botnets, undersea cables, and eventually... becoming the internet itself. Each generator passively downloads bytes for you.
Prestige System
When your hard drive fills up, archive everything to tape. Tapes give permanent bonuses that persist forever. Start fresh, but stronger.
Random Events & Challenges
Mom picked up the phone. Your ISP is "performing maintenance." Complete click challenges for speed boosts. The internet is chaos.
Idle & Active Play
Click frantically or let your generators do the work. Your call.
Retro Aesthetic
CRT scanlines, chunky progress bars, and pure dial-up nostalgia.
Steam Cloud
Your hoard syncs across devices.
What You'll Do
Download files (obviously)
Buy cursors that click for you
Steal your neighbor's WiFi
Build a botnet (for science)
Tap into undersea cables
Become the internet
What You Won't Do
Learn why you're downloading
Stop
