Hi
Dear player,
I hope this SpacEmail finds you well! Play as Toothpaste Jones, a man-shaped stick of toothpaste that has but one purpose in life: to put an end to the sugary candy's plots. But without your support and the faith of his far-away family, he probably won't get very far.
Immerse yourself into a world of handcrafted beauty and meticulously forged drama, and enter the life-changing story about the titular Toothpaste “Toothpaste” Jones; a homesick stick of toothpaste that is determined to destroy all pain and suffering caused to the teeth of those who unknowingly enjoy the sickeningly sweet taste of the mysterious Candy.
Use your handgun to shoot candy throughout the game and traverse difficult terrains.
Give your friends a hand by letting them know about the negative effects of eating too much candy.
Explore the treacherous hills and valleys of our local celestial bodies, and learn their people's stories.
Kill this stupid alien.
With clearly state-of-the-art environments and artistry, various gameplay elements including but not limited to 2D Shooters, Point-N-Click mechanics, visual novel storytelling, and turn-based combat, A story with the most heart-wrenching plot twists, and the most realistic of interactions with those that you meet along the way of your journey to defeat the world's most vicious foe, this game has been generationally crafted over the course of more than 230 years. Immerse yourself within the burrows of Toothpaste “Toothpaste” Jones’ tragic past, and follow his journey through the end of his glory days. Just don't do anything I would regret!
For every moment in this game, you will say at least once: “This is so stupid...”
-- Love, Adrian Andrade
Inspired by the masterminds at Glorious Trainwrecks
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